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We really don't know what to say. We're sorry? That just doesn't seem to cut it. Maybe these captions will bring a small semblance of comprehension to this screwed-up reality we now find ourselves in. Please add your own in the comments, we can get through this together.
Josh: "The Robocop program had seen drastic budget cuts in recent years."
Chris: "iFixIt's teardown of ASIMO revealed what many had suspected all along: it's just a naked white dude with a motherboard duct taped to him." and "Please don't play Crysis - the GPU is like RIGHT on my nipple."
Joe: "Mobile computing means different things to different people."
Paul: "There are lots of great ways to stay warm this winter. This one is lame."
Richard: "Unfortunately, Jim slightly misread the TSA's new less-annoying laptop bag rules."
Darren: "Um, no -- those aren't mathematical equations written on my bedroom wall..."
Laura: "Gaultier proves, once again, that pants are extraneous."
Don: "Hello, Starbucks? Do you let folks use your power outlets? Great."
Nilay: "It's the liquid-cooling system I'm most proud of."
Thomas: "Hey ladies, watch what happens when I hit the defrag button."
["Thanks," sgt_easton]
Caption Contest: Naked man who is also a computer; eye bleach not included originally appeared on Engadget on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:02:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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iFixIt and Wired got together to cajole people into tearing down their favorite Sony products. And while autopsies usually give me the creeps, I'll admit that seeing this hardware spread apart left...
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As you've no doubt noticed, we at Engadget (and pretty much every other site on the known internet) have been doing what we can to blow out coverage of Apple's iPad. If you're among the
over 300,000 people who've picked up one (or more) of the tablets, or if you're not but still have even a smidgen of interest, here are the essential pieces from over the weekend:
Reviews
Apple iPad review
Accessories hands-on / micro-review
Engadget Podcast 190: iPad Edition
...It's here!
Launch event coverage
First 3G iPad sighted in the wild, Woz plays it cool by riding a Segway
iPad line watch: the few, the proud?
Josh (and the iPad) on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon!
iPad apps
News and Magazines
Utilities
Social Networking
Games
Scrabble's iPhone-assisted Party Play
Netflix and ABC Player hands-on
iDisplay: the best concept, most horrific execution award goes to...
Defining experiences from the first wave
Editorial
Editorial: iPad app prices are out of control and will kill us all
Entelligence: the iPad as a productivity tool
iPass? The best present and future alternatives
Misc.
Hey, look at that: iFixit's ripping an iPad to shreds
iPad OS digging reveals hints of future iPhone, iPod touch, iPad, and Nessie
Chargin woes: USB hubs, non-Macs and weak ports not rejuvenating
Apple's A4 SoC faces Qualcomm Snapdragon in knock-down-drag-out benchmark
iPad 'Spirit' jailbreak demonstrated by MuscleNerd, now it really is magical
Screen Grabs: LeBron James overlooks iPad at MLB season opener
Will it blend? iPad edition
Scottevest debuts 'iPad compatible' clothing line, the world cringes
P.S. --
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exclude all Apple or
all iPad coverage from your Engadget experience.
Apple iPad launch weekend roundup originally appeared on Engadget on Mon, 05 Apr 2010 20:31:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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